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Name: Chris
Birthday: 8/16/1988
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Sunday, February 13, 2005

oh so fun friday night :D i ACTUALLY WENT TO A FRIENDS HOUSE...aint it amazing lol im pitiful but its ok cuz i finaly had fun. went to alex's house then we walked to dana's then waled to pizzza hut then to LAHS then back to alex's house and dana's mom came to pick her up then alex's parents came home and took me home....the day was filled with alot of molesting aka tickling lol. and we got to eat ICECREAM!!! yay :D fish food YUMMMMM
i think i got home around 11 or 11 30...i dont know i was too uhmmm sleeepy :P alex and dana like screaming so if youd liek to join them on a rainy night i bet they would be QUITE HAPPY TO hehe just make sure you can run from angry ppl trying to sleep


Tuesday, January 25, 2005


A-orrrrrrgaaasmiiiiiiiic chocolaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!!!!!!
4:40 PM
A-and no I am lubricated
M-lol
M-no i am
M-so u are
A-*now
4:45 PM
M-oh baby i bet you are
A-hahahahaha
5:10 PM
M-so which market do u buy your choclate at?
A-g2
VelvetKitten21 has gone offline.
5:55 PM
VelvetKitten21 is now online.
M-i need to buy sum of this just so if thur sum1 i want to get off i just feed it to them hahha
A-some of what?
A-and BOOOOOOOONER!!!!!!
A-HAAAAAAAAAAARD OOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
M-you give me one baby hehehhe jk
LMFAO
M-i bet you could if you wanted to but that would be nasty hahha lets not go thur shall we
A-yea
A-*scrunches up her face and snickers*
M-hahahhaha
M-*grins*
A-and your fresh out of ME
A-anyway
M-fresh outa u...no i wasnt in you
A-well I am making sure your fresh outta me
A-ill keep myse;f sanitized
M-OH good girl
A-by slapping thr dhit outta ya
A-*shit
A-*shits
A-Shats
A-sheeeprsefdg
M-haha
M-i dont want u slapping anywhere near thur
A-ahhhhhhhhhhh ahahaa
M-just like u shouldnt be kicking me near thur for just sudgesting sumthing nasty
6:10 PM
A-well ill kick you anywhere i pleaz and then walk off
A-well as if youll learn
A-anything
A-from it

M-yea true
M-ill just keep talking about moaning and stuff haha
A-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then



A-quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
6:15 PM
M-meow
M-pussssssssy cat
A-here pussy pussy (btw that sounds disgusting)
M-yea i know
M-to bad u cant walk pussies!
A-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
A-azherwe
M-pussys on a leash hahaha
A-*slaps you for that one*
M-*whimper*
A-and herself*
A-cause i said here pussy pussy


A-ever tried taking "HIM" for a nice long walk
M-now now...i dunt think i can take him off for very long without bleeding to death
6:30 PM
A-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa
A-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
M-all the blood in it may last it a few min
A-i wonder if you waanna post that up on your xanga
M-but not that long



A-text is my friend...only few shall find out (hint im using her first lette rof her name)
M-text is me :p


Saturday, January 15, 2005

WHEEEEE i had SO much fun at winterball!!!!! they actually had soda there haha...next year they may have food possibly lol. and i actually danced...which is a first...cuz im a messed up kid n all but now i have danced so u cant say i dont hehe...i noticed what cuz i was havign fun...it went by MUCH faster than last years dance when i was HELLA bored
well yeah it was very fun :P


Monday, November 29, 2004

so whats up
hmmmmmmm
well....porn is REALLLLLY BORING
lol
ok
AND HALO 2 GETS BORING
though most dont think so
but it does
video games get boring faster than comp games
im guess you've been watching porn
lol
i watched sum a while agao...was BOOOORING
lol
was boring as hell
lol
and then when ur 18
i see
brb
ok
back
huh?
ok so when yer 18...then u can watch it legaly...
but then u have to pay money
and your like fuck that
lol
ok
so u watch clips...but then its even more boring cuz its legal
lmao
and then your like...shit dude this sucks
i gotta get laid
6:30 PM
really
me to
then u cant find a prostitute
lol
so now your realy screwed
ok
cuz u cant pay for a good one
lol
and casnt pay for porn
then u relize yer late for school..
so now were talking bout porn b/c ur singel
and the teacher drops u cuz first day of class
wtf
what are you talking about
lol
then you gotta explaint o your dad that porn was more important
lol
ok
and u couldnt find a sltu for cheap enough so that u want more money each month to fuck sum1
i see
lmao
lol
then your mom walks in..
ok
you really do need to get laid
and has a dull face...like WHAT TH FUCK...but she too proper to say it
lol
then u go...well thanks for help with my math dad
lol
and go to your mom,,,n say...top or bottom half?
ok
what
lol
well thats a good story i just wrote
omg
i no
you need to prtint this convo and write it all down
i know
lol
i no



welll thats a very random conversation between 2 ppl i know...well have fun reading :P


Sunday, November 07, 2004

booohooo karah's pa left on a business trip saturday morning so i never got to go to outback steak house and meet him, karah says im luckey sorta cuz he wont be back till december 10th lol but i went to her house from 4 to 9 and we had fun fun fun, well as u probly know, i wont tell u guys details lol good bye

~chris



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